Your site's Copyright has not been updated in five or more years

If you have multiple broken links

If your site is not constructed in a responsive format

If your index page pushes to a 404 page

I almost kicked you out if you didn't have a "careers" page

If your copy is speaking down to your clients

If your copy is brand facing vs. client solutions facing

Your brand is devoid of any story or experiential marketing

Selling promotional products does not mean you are a marketing agency

You show featured blogs from before 2019

If your site is not SSL secure

You're using any 3rd party tools in the freemium configuration

If you're clearly the only person at your "office"

If you ad something called a "monthly flyer" to your navigation

If you're not correlating your social media content with your email, and blog articles

You need and refuse to create landing pages for your specific city

Having only a form for means of communication (no phone listed)

No formal URL; listing only the client subset of a CRM (".business.site")

Emails that have a different URL extension than the website

If you're not actively developing video content

If you don't have a consistent content calendar

If you still believe you're clients don't need a paid media budget

Your website is not SEO friendly

You're not seeking backlink opportunities

Your photography is anything less than good

You've not "flipped" your website's creative layout in more than five years

Your primary motivator is speaking negatively about your competition

You’re using a stock art logo

You haven’t vetted your website for dated solutions, trends or lexicon

If you leave the name of your WordPress theme in the footer of your website