As much misspelled words as your probably accustom to when ready my blog "Movember" was not one of them. The Movember campaign is simple, grow a mustache for prostate cancer awareness.

"The 'Mo', slang for moustache, and November come together each year for Movember.

Each Movember we challenge men to change their appearance and the face of men's health by growing a moustache. The moustache is our ribbon, the means by which we raise awareness and funds for cancers that affect men. Much like the commitment to run or walk for charity, our commitment is to grow a moustache for 30 days. Funds raised benefit the Prostate Cancer Foundation and LIVE STRONG."

And having only recently finding out about said campaign I'm really bummed too. My wife [hates] facial hair on me but from time-to-time I endure the rolling eyes and 'hurumphs' for some whiskers for a while, and had I known I could have blamed, I mean supported, prostate cancer awareness I would have been all over it!

Here's a list of thing that I also believe about mustaches:

• You must have a mustache to purchase an outdoor jacuzzi tub
• You must have a mustache to wear an 'Italian Horn' pendant
• You must have a mustache to have enjoyed the movie "Stroker Ace"
• You must have a mustache to own a Journey poster
• You must have a mustache to own cut-off jean shorts
• You must have a mustache to have a Budweiser tin in your garage
• You must have a mustache to to be a motorcycle cop
• You must have a mustache to slap a man with a riding glove and "demand satisfaction"
• You must have a mustache to 'scrap in a donnybrook'
• You must have a mustache to own a monocle
• You must have a mustache if you're a grossy skinny 'adult entertainment performer'
• You must have a mustache to to be in a poker match where you bet the deed to a silver mine
• Tom Selleck, Burt Renolds & Sam Elliot - enough said